Rahm Facts | The Complete Dossier | Rahm Facts Gear


*Note: Unlike all other Rahm Facts, this one is not strictly 'true,' in that we will not personally stuff your stocking. But YOU can stuff your loved ones' stockings with Rahm Facts gear for low, low prices!

Introducing a complete line of Rahm Emanuel Facts clothing and merchandise featuring one of six iconic facts:



Each design is available at very reasonable prices on T-shirts ($10.99 - $16.99), jerseys ($18.99), hoodies ($26.99), mugs ($12.99), and more. Click on the design of your choice to view all the options: "Rotting Fish," "Fucknutsville," "Israel Is My Middle Name," or "Ballet." (By popular demand, we've just added: "Assumes You Know It's Him Calling" and "Maul Her! Amen!") They're the perfect gifts for the fifth or sixth night of Chanukah!

We will also happily create designs with any of your favorite facts on any merchandise that CafePress sells. Just email us with your request.

So get one now for yourself or the Rahm Emanuel fan in your life. All proceeds go toward research and development for new and better Rahm Emanuel Facts. And if you have any questions or requests for another Rahm Facts Gear product, just drop us a line!