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Rahm Emanuel Facts was created in early November 2008 by a small group of admirers who wished to enumerate the many awe-inspiring attributes of President-elect Barack Obama's White House chief of staff. All facts are 100% true and sourced to credible published reports.


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RAHM EMANUEL SENT A ROTTING FISH TO A POLLSTER HE DIDN'T LIKE
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RAHM EMANUEL REFERS TO WASHINGTON AS "FUCKNUTSVILLE"
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"ISRAEL IS MY MIDDLE NAME" IS SOMETHING RAHM EMANUEL CAN ACTUALLY SAY
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WHEN DONORS OFFER RAHM EMANUEL $5,000 CHECKS, HE HANGS THE FUCK UP ON THEM

New Fact!   RAHM EMANUEL THINKS REPUBLICANS ARE "BAD PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A TWO BY FOUR UPSIDE THEIR HEAD"
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New Fact!   NO ONE, NOT EVEN PRESIDENT OBAMA, CAN MAKE RAHM EMANUEL STOP CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES

RAHM EMANUEL'S LITTLE BROTHER ARI IS THE REAL-LIFE INSPIRATION FOR ARI ON ENTOURAGE

RAHM EMANUEL DECLARED HIS ENEMIES "DEAD" WHILE REPEATEDLY STABBING A STEAK KNIFE INTO THE TABLE

RAHM EMANUEL TELLS PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF BY SHOWING THEM THE SPACE WHERE HIS RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER USED TO BE

RAHM EMANUEL CAN DANCE BALLET BETTER THAN YOU
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WE WOULD ALL HAVE HEALTHCARE IF BILL CLINTON HAD LISTENED TO RAHM EMANUEL'S ADVICE

RAHM EMANUEL'S OLDER BROTHER EZEKIEL WILL PROBABLY CURE CANCER EVENTUALLY

"MAUL HER! AMEN!" IS AN ANAGRAM FOR RAHM EMANUEL
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RAHM EMANUEL DID NOT FIGHT IN THE ISRAELI ARMY AS RUMORED BUT HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME AT IT IF HE HAD

RAHM EMANUEL HATES ARBY'S

RAHM EMANUEL EARNED $16 MILLION IN JUST TWO YEARS WORKING AT AN INVESTMENT BANK

RAHM EMANUEL IS A TRAINED TRIATHLETE

AFTER THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS, RAHM EMANUEL JUMPED ON A TABLE AND SAID THE REPUBLICAN PARTY "CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES"

RAHM EMANUEL'S RABBI LETS HIM WORK ON ROSH HASHANAH

JOSH LYMAN WOULD NOT EXIST IF NOT FOR RAHM EMANUEL

RAHM EMANUEL TOLD TONY BLAIR: "DON'T FUCK THIS UP"

RAHM EMANUEL TRIED TO CUT OFF DICK CHENEY FROM GOVERNMENT WELFARE

BEFORE SEEKING MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR HIS SEVERED FINGER, RAHM EMANUEL WENT SWIMMING

EVEN RAHM EMANUEL'S MOTHER CALLS HIM "RAHMBO"

RAHM EMANUEL BRAWLED WITH HIS BROTHERS OVER WHETHER "DEER HUNTER" IS A GOOD MOVIE

RAHM EMANUEL REGULARLY CALLS HIS CHILDREN "MESHUGANAS"

RAHM EMANUEL RIDES HIS BIKE "AS IF HE'S BEING CHASED BY THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN"

RAHM EMANUEL ASSUMES YOU KNOW IT'S HIM CALLING
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RAHM EMANUEL TOLD BILL CLINTON: "YOU SHOULD HAVE MESSED AROUND WITH A GOYISH GIRL"

THE MOST POTENT PHRASE IN THE CLINTON WHITE HOUSE WAS "RAHM EMANUEL SAYS..."
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Alice Philips recalls the Sarah Palin T-shirts that read, "Coldest State, Hottest Governor," and offers an even better slogan for Obama and Rahm: "COOLEST PRESIDENT, HOTTEST CHIEF OF STAFF."

Justin Crouse: "If Rahm and Chuck Norris counted their fingers, Rahm would still reach ten and Norris would still be a fucking idiot."

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